Dear Monday
Thanks for agreeing to meet with me today. I tried to sleep through you, but you were having none of it.
I’ll keep it brief. I know we haven’t hit it off in the past. I’ve said things I shouldn’t have and I’m sorry. But speaking frankly, you’re not a lot of fun to be with. I think we need some time apart. More than a week. Just for once, I’d like to enjoy Sunday without you breathing down my neck.
Please don’t take this the wrong way. I understand that you’ve always been overshadowed by Friday. She’s a good-looking girl and popular with it. But you could be too. Maybe if you made a bit more effort with your appearance? You could even be attractive if you’d just stop raining. But you can’t keep dumping on Tuesday and threatening Sunday. They need a break. We all do.
Best Wishes
Emma
p.s. Every so often you do make an effort with the whole ‘Bank Holiday’ thing. More of that would be a real step in the right direction. Thanks.
Hahaha. Love it.
Well said! Let us know what she responds…..
So well said Emma! It would be so much better if you just hopped on over the channel for a chat some Monday or other!! Hugs from Belgium
Nath: love it! I reckon you could do a beauty of a response for Alison too
Thanks L and A
Judy: big friday love from across the ocean…